New suggestions for National Geographic magazine

With regards to new policies of the National Geographic magazine for deeper information broadcasting to researchers and readers and faster navigation to the places they may have heard but could not find in the present official world maps, I have some new suggestions to be added in the new edition of the Atlas:Canada in the brackets the 51st state of the United States, United States in the brackets
The Great Satan !!! or whatever is called in other countries. My suggestion is to put some blank space in the brackets to be filled by the readers as they wish, United Kingdom in the brackets The Great Trousers Tip Scrapper. But about Iran: In the brackets the country of opportunist, selfish, lonely eater, even god can’t put him in groups bigger than one, cunning, ball less, seeing no farther than nose and fuck with tomorrow stick to today, it’s non of my business, over dilated, convenience seeker (just if there is no price to pay), “I die for friendship” claims not going farther to the head of ally people. More importantly the name of “ The Land of Emam Zaman” should be added. (As if he didn’t keep an eye on us in such a mixed donkey situation with regards to the above mentioned properties not in a million countries one could get to the next morning.)
God willing you could find new updates (inside the brackets names) on this site, although if I felt like writing them!?! By the way all this information costs you 5 tomans.